Claiborne the Antagonist

I love stealing my mommy's food when she's not looking.  I have no shame.

I love stealing my mommy’s food when she’s not looking. I have no shame.

I love waking up my mommy at 3AM to go outside to pee, only to bark at the neighbor's dog for 45 min, instead!

I love waking up my mommy at 3AM to go outside to pee, only to bark at the neighbor’s dog for 45 min, instead!